my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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