I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.