I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms