How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!