Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He felt like a one man threesome
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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