Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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