Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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