exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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