YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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