my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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