If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize