She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Alive.
So much puke
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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