I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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