remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
