Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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