So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he fucked my hip out of place.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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