There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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