No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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