I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
