Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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