So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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