Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
honey bunches of taint.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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