Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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