If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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