I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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