needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Drake has all the answers
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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