I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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