Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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