Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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