oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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