Where are you?
In a non slutty way
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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