how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize