What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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