I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Fuck appropriateness.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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