so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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