On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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