Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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