I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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