The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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