Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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