doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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