yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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