She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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