using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
