am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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