Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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