Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He uses pillows to masturbate.
In America we eat man semen.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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