we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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