so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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