My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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