i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He kissed a someone with a penis
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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