some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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