We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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