this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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